The Satan Forces Commandments!

1. You'll love the ice cream on all the things.
2. You've to put hysterical to your neighbor.
3. You'll not break too much the balls. (hahaha)
4. You'll not say always the truth.
5. Loved the alcohol and the porongon* besides all the things.
6. You'll not to exchanging that thing you want more..
7You'll not consider unfaithful when there's alcohol involved.
8. You'll understand the Man as doggie that's. ( )
9. You'll live in your 'bubble-life' without any guilt.
10. You'll be -all time- contradictory.